A little funny for your weekend – here’s some amusing blog search terms people have used to find CBC. I haven’t been keeping track much for a while, and if you read the last one, you’ll know why. It’s hardly worth it to look anymore.

indian guys cant get white girls
single indian guy frustrated
indian guys are drama
I thought these three belonged together, as they follow in a logical (and yet hysterical) order. I think #3 explains #s 1 and 2 quite well.

huge hips tall moms gallery – I just don’t know what to say to this, except I have NO IDEA how it made my blog come up.
clothing for immigrants – Your Scarlet Letter will be issued shortly. You must attach the large red “I” to all of your clothing so everyone is aware you are an immigrant. Failure to wear your letter is punishable by law.
hindu child birth good days – Lots of people are into picking a most auspicious day for a wedding, or buying a house, or whatever. But I honestly think someone was trying to schedule which day is most auspicious to birth a child. Can you imagine? “Sorry sweetie. I went the natural route and let my body decide which day you would be born. It wasn’t auspicious so your life is completely doomed. Bummer, huh?”
full monty party india 2008 – I’m SO THERE!!!!!
shaved head looks good on old guys – Mmmm… depends on the old guy.

And finally…
erika sawajiri – this is the #1 search term to find my blog. We apparently have a picture of her somewhere on a post called “Eurasian Portraits” which is also one of the most read posts. Apparently, people on the internet have a serious hard-on for this woman. I’ve never counted up the times she comes up (or derivatives of her name), but it’s every single day. Since that post went up, Erika sometimes sucks up half the spaces on my blog search terms. I don’t hardly see funny ones anymore because she’s taking all the spots!